WTF! I got nothing but mad respect for runners, but come on!! I almost run one over!!! here is what I think, #1 you are a runner with zero survival skills I mean who wears all black at 5am to run in the middle of nowhere. #2 you are a thief in which case your attire is correct, however you still might get run over by me. #3 You are a Ninja patrolling the night in the middle of amish land in which case i would hope that you can jump over my car!!!